List of Best Sayings and Lines from Borderlands 2

BL2 is a fun game, but also a funny game.  Here is a collection of sayings and lines from borderlands 2 which I thought were funny, or at least enjoyed.  Please feel free to comment with your favorite line and I can add it onto this page.

  1. “I’m ready to blow!”
  2. “How hilarious, you just activated my trap card”
  3. Shields are like friends: The best ones come with additional benefits.
  4. “I was gonna name my diamond pony after you, something like ‘Pi$$ for brains’ but i figured that was a bit childish and rude.”
  5. “I’M GONNA USE YOUR EYELIDS FOR A HAMMOCK!” –Psycho
  6. “Boom Bewm’s gonna kill you, Handsome Jack will pay us, and I’ll play hopscotch in your chest cavity!”
  7. Butt Stallion
  8. BonerFarts
  9. “Just follow the sound of my SOOTHING VOICE!!!!!”
  10. “It’s a secret stash that my minions can use to share items with each other! But you can only share items between minions that, um… you control. Look, it’s for twinking your characters, okay?
  11. Bacon is for sycophants and the products of incest
    -Dr Tanis
  12. “This is gonna be onna them moments…..CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDEEEEEE!”